Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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