epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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