she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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