Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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