Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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