why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have post one night stand depression
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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