: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.