The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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