i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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