LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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