Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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