Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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