Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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