i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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