girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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