She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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