Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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