So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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