If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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