I'm lost and stupid without you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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