bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
How does one acquire holy water?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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