You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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