do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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