Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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