I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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