How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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