Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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