No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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