There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Two words: blizzard sex
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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