names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize