i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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