My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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