good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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