If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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