I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So. Much. Porn.
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