got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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