Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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