We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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