im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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