Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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