why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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