I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???