what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Bring me that man meat
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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