All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Still dying that you shit outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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