Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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