her vagine was all disorganized.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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