did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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