how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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