He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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