so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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