fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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