Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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