Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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