I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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