What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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