I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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